Have I told you? Things are just wonderful- everything is wonderful, of course you knew?

Come, sit, tell me a tale, the taller, the better. I’ll listen with undivided attention as the sun warms our faces with it’s soft glows

What?-

What did you mean you won’t? What do you mean by ‘filthy ’. I’ve just washed this day. I may be Lying on the ground with the worms and ants but they do me no harm and nor’ do they you.

I must say, standing there with one’s mouth hanging like a drawbridge is hardly the face of even common etiquette. So is stareing mind you!

You say you respect me, you babble such non-sense. Why have you covered you mouth just now? Tell me? I demand you tell me! At once, if you please!

Don’t turn away! Don’t pretend I’ m not here. Of course I’m here. You must be mad.

Come down here and regale among the grass and insects and the sun with me.

Ah- finally, you’ve joined me, welcome to earth. Please feel free to come further then you knees. Are you weeping? What ever is the-

I’ve been murdered you say?..