so 2009 dwindles away from your fingertips to a handful of days

and since ill be LANing with the Harem (because some people are moving away, so last one for a while) and because i did not get around to producing Christmas or new years art (i know, I'm a disappointment, I'm sorry~ )

I'd like to take this opportunity to Wish you all and my friends here there and every where a happy, fortunate and wonderful new year. Life isn't all peaches but Trying to make the best of your situation will make it seem less sucky if at all. if your life is like mine, which is pretty great like all the time, then i hope that continues for you and me.

and to friends missing, disconnected or otherwise, best of luck and wishes to you too, where ever you may be or whatever you may be doing.

so long 2009, you've been both awesome and mediocre but never terrifying for me.

if there's anyone I've missed I'm so sorry, but if you know me well enough my memory isn't entirely the best example of organic wiring, you dig?. =-=


happy 2010 everyone, don't get totally wasted and remain in one piece, because although kinda cool, missing limbs ain't really that fun for no body.

hey out there. does anyone know any good sites for reviews on comic series? something like matacritic except for comics?

I hit the towns only comic shop for a browse. not too interested in most of the manga anymore useually unless its something ive ehard i must read or i love the series already. but theres this huge wall of comics, ide like to read some but i dont know what's good and what sucks. i mean theres stuff with bad art but the story may rock, i dunno.

also, the longer running series, some only have issues there in the beep middle. would it be imperitive (what?) to scout out the begining or is it alright with those just to pick up from any ol' issue and peice together the past via sugar packets?

oh!, while im asking for advice. im currently wagin a war against a collony of black ants for my room. so far my tactic of crushing any i see seems to work. (they troded on the holy land of drawing table TWT ) , but a more effective weapon would be nice.

on a note im slightly upset they arn't plesent to eat. i tried one and all i got was a slight stinking sensation in my mouth. according to my brother who lvied in this house before we did, they come around this time every year.

Dear ~the-shan

I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a pervert. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me In your camping car and I saw you Sit on Donald Duck. I'm sure you're Man enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist.. I'm returning Your love letters to you, but I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about The incarnation as an eskimo.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Dan @W@

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RULES:

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

well, 2009, wow. 2008 was pretty fun, meet a lot of great people!

christmas was awesome, biggest gathering yet(14), and even my girlfriend came under much peerpresure from my family, but it worked out too.

new years was alright, missed out on 2 invitations because i apaprently cant read a timetable and need to learn to drive properly. so i had a lonely one, but damnit! with sparkelers nad wine about i made the most of it!

my current prospects for the enw eyar is the draw alot more, be more diligent with studies as i was shamfully lazy alst semester and jsut scrapped through with alot of unecessary stress and also for fun put togehter an officers uniform (ala my avvie)jsut because vie always wanted one, hopefully in time for smash, so i may be especially happy this year prancing about in it : D

also Note, i dont post much coz im a sterotypical self-loathing artsy type, but im more likely to post stuff on LJ as it's less an 'art community'. if your there, friend me up unless you really don't care for me then thats totally cool too. ( i'll still lvoe you) [link]


Anyway in on summer holidays now, because in the southern hemishpere it's summer (ain't that jsut crazy?~) and mmaann does it get boring with around 3 months holiday, theres all not to much to do. i do have work to do and things pop up but in the few days likely ina week it gets dull. Ive even resorted to the sort of fun my dad and yours' boasted about in the old days. self made.

for example, we've got a rooster and a chicken now for some reason. and my grandmother keeps the eggs in a basket in the ketchen with a pencil to write the dates on them with, so what i do is draw weird faces on the eggs when no body is looking and bury them back in the basket. ive also had onesided arguments with the roost

exert for you::

oh yeah!? keep your mound of dirt over there, im not jealous! im gonna live in a house, yeah!, with running water!..and electricity!..and TV!...and internets!

that was fun. really, try it soemtime.

also my usual malarky that doesnt involve fowl.

also ide like to ask 2 things.

if anyone knwos where i can posibly or exactly find a copy of of a black and white film called 'confessions of a nazi spy' please tell me, coz its damn funny and I <3 mazi movies.

also, does anyone know the apeal of inflation on DA? it's really popular for some reason i notice mostly among americans)and I jsut dont see what posible apeal there is. I wont ask on the forums because DA forums in my opinion is a sesspool, so if you know, let us know your thesis on the matter.

hail to you citizens of the future empire~

stolen from ~hehalana , from LJ meme and posted here coz more people i know are here-

go on, elts hear about you~

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favorite and least favorite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you re-post this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?